I hope you like excellent stories.
This story is in three parts:
I. Once upon a time, there was a little vintage lady named Lisa. One day, March 31, 2010, to be exact, she went to work in a lovely faux-40s dress, vintage clip-on earrings, and vintage shoes with pretty bows. She also wore a scarf and antique velvet bow in her hair. She took a picture of herself. For some reason, there is a yellow light growing out of her face.
II. Lisa got a case of the Vanities, and decided to take more pictures of herself in the Creepy Red Room. On a side note, look at how she appears to be pouting and annoyed with herself during her private self-portrait session.
III. Lisa came out of the red room and decided to act like a ghost. As you can see here, she did a bang-up job. Let's give her a round of applause! Hooraaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Epilogue
Dear Reader, do not fear UnderWired. Lisa is not really a ghost. She's just very, very pale. And she's offering 50% off remaining winter coats and 30% off select items in the shop! AND, through this Saturday, you will receive 10% off spring clothing and scarves! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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